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General Discussionnew smurf system is even more retarded

new smurf system is even more retarded in General Discussion
Sir

    Ggwp... fuck our lifes.

    Dawnlight

      ^ Why so?

      ddd666

        What changed?

        Sir

          You can now choose if you are a noob or medium or high or dota 2 player or whatever... i made a new smurf just to test it out and im usually in 5k bracket within first 5 games but now i had 2.5 idiots after 4 games that i raped.

          might be a slower climb and or other changes but it seems retarded.

          Metallicize

            ^maybe you deserve 2k mmr and your 5k main is inflated? xDDDDDDDDD

            Sir

              Short answer no.

              Metallicize

                you should choose that you are very high skilled rtz level and 1st game you will play on 1st page.

                King of Low Prio

                  fuck smurfs

                  Sir

                    im usually on page 1 after 5 games thats what i ment by 5k i will continue to try this new shit out and inform you guys later how it works.

                    and yes fuck smurfs. but if it is a newer Deaper longer harder climb it will drastically fix the smurf problem.

                    Metallicize

                      ^pls keep us informed.

                      Zenoth

                        doesnt that make it smarter, not retarded?

                        by lowering the initial calibration sensitivity and allowing players to choose their starting mmr it ensures the "5k players" will probably climb their way to 5k unranked by the time they unlock ranked if the highest initial setting is say 4k

                        Electabruce420

                          Making smurfs is retarded

                          Sir

                            ok first of all it seems that the Starting point for the max setting is about 2-3k possibly including the people i / we meet.

                            Metallicize

                              ^if max is 2k the lowest possible is like what 0mmr? :D
                              maybe you just get bad low end 4k mmr players.

                              Dizzy

                                idk i made a smurf the other day with the new system (which isnt that new btw been around for like a month) and i went 33-0 with pudge and then my next game was in very high skill soooo idk smurf detection seems to be working fine for me maybe u didnt pwn hard enough :)?

                                Last picking is 4 pussies

                                  Smurfs = not a fan of.

                                  Side note I made a new account while muted and after 5 games received 9 out of 12 games very high skilled which I thought was a bit sudden and still got 0-13 DK players for teammates.

                                  Also how are you 5k mmr and if so obviously the account your posting on is not 5k mmr.

                                  ICE SKULL

                                    NONE OF U FUCKING IDIOTS KNOW WHAT SMURF IS SHUT THE FUCK UP LOL

                                    SMURF = EXPERIENCED AND GOOD PLAYER PUTS HIMSELF IN A LOWER BRACKET TO STOMP NOOBS

                                    HOLY FUCK LOOOOOOOOOOOL DID ANYONE HERE EVER PASS ANY VOCABULARY TEST

                                    ICE SKULL

                                      very high skill is 3.5k mmr and not page 1, HOLY FUUUUUCK THESE PPL

                                      Metallicize

                                        ^dude y you so butthurt?

                                        King of Low Prio

                                          smurf players have small dicks which tend to make them more aggressive when you mock their trinkets they use to compensate

                                          Welt aus Eis

                                            OP says he's 5k but has 48.9% overall winrate and 49% ranked winrate after 1700 games

                                            ICE SKULL

                                              wow we got a black supremacist over here boys, whats up sampsons, whats it like to fluctuate between 3k-3.5k in unranked

                                              jo~

                                                wave why do u do afk games on this acc even though its alrd level 13 o.o

                                                ICE SKULL

                                                  its low prio :PPPPPPppppppp

                                                  jo~

                                                    arent bot games faster though. or are u banking on the chance that people rage abandon

                                                    ICE SKULL

                                                      yeah lol, i just feed or i do what you told me ( the afk trick )

                                                      Sir

                                                        Wow i cannot read all this nonsence i am @ 10 wins straight now all very high... post more tomorrow

                                                        ICE SKULL

                                                          wow 3.5k mmr so real

                                                          Sir

                                                            is that you wave? hahaaha

                                                            Last picking is 4 pussies

                                                              So the account your on now isn't your main? confused.

                                                              Kryptnyt

                                                                Why don't they just clean slate everyone and force them to start at 0mmr and climb their way up to where they belong?

                                                                Phenomenal

                                                                  ROFL, did Sampson, person who talks shittiest about smurfs, make a smurf cause he dropped into 3.5k mmr and cant climb anymore? :D ROFL, i'm amused.

                                                                  salt enjoyer

                                                                    Sampson still sits at 4k and that account he has, he has been playing games on since 1 year + and like a lot of people probably has it as a backup to test new heroes and to jump on if in low prio (back when the system timed out after a day or two)

                                                                    http://www.dotabuff.com/players/130658077/matches?page=3

                                                                    Be quick to hear, slow to speak and slow to anger! To many sides being drawn on this forum.

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                                                                        ^ I think he is around 4000 most of his games are very high skill but he has a high skilled game on his first page, so he cant be too far past 3800.
                                                                        why does everyone on forums feel the need to lie about there MMR, 4k is actually good the only reason that people don't respect it is that every one else is also pretending to be a 5k. its like a bunch of high schoolers insisting that they all have 12 inch penises, and telling people with 9 inch penises that they are small unmanly.

                                                                        King of Low Prio

                                                                          I smurf now gaiz

                                                                          ICE SKULL

                                                                            oh wow my ranked mmr is 48% winrate lol o.0 my rating is much higher than what it was after calibration

                                                                            Metallicize

                                                                              ^ranked matches are party+solo, so you could have 60% winrate solo and 40% winrate party and it's 50% winrate ranked.

                                                                              Sir

                                                                                The ironi is the you kids still are stuck up on fucking winrate thinking that WINRATE means anyhting.
                                                                                let me yet another time show you logic and how winrate means nothing and never should mean anything for MMR.

                                                                                Example one. Player X makes an account and wins against a complete noob and gets 100% winrate total.
                                                                                Example two. Player Z plays vs NAVI and loses and ends up on 50% or even 45% becuase he has low amount of games.

                                                                                But why take my logical word for it? i guess for some people "proof" and screenshots will be the only thing that really works.

                                                                                Sir

                                                                                  OH i will post end results when i hit lvl 13 currently 12 wins 1 loss.
                                                                                  Record
                                                                                  12-1
                                                                                  Win Rate
                                                                                  92.31%
                                                                                  Oh and no i dont get SAME LVL WINRATE PEOPLE. think use brain

                                                                                  ICE SKULL

                                                                                    what battle booster are you using to hit lvl 13 in just 14 games? btw this mongoloid is amazing http://www.dotabuff.com/players/47400225

                                                                                    "smurfs ruining my 3k games in captains mode" xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

                                                                                    jo~

                                                                                      wave which battle booster do you use? because the current free battle booster given at level 4 lasts forever apparently.

                                                                                      Metallicize

                                                                                        @SIR, if you were directing your comment towards me, i was just trying to explain how your mmr could go higher while you ranked winrate goes down. i wasn't saying 90% winrate = 12k mmr, even if i was saying that there is no need to call me a kid and tell me how ranked works. anyway thanks for your "logical" word sir, and there is no need for proof. fagoooteeeeee. :)

                                                                                        Sir

                                                                                          i wasnt speaking to you but i guess you felt hit as i said kid. being a kid is nothing negative even gandalf was one back in the good old days.

                                                                                          Metallicize

                                                                                            ^ haha, i was being sarcastic, but i guess 18 years i kind of a kid still.

                                                                                            oykman

                                                                                              @FanofEnvy
                                                                                              Yes, i did that mistake as well and used the booster at level 4 and it just doesn't go away now. I wish i knew that so that i could be playing ranked now. Also pro tip, do not open the chest till you are level 13 and even more because that way there are more chances that rare items will drop out of it.

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                                                                                                oykman

                                                                                                  "Noob" teach void and farming skills, please. Fanboy here, keep it up. Road to 5 or to 6k? ;D

                                                                                                  ICE SKULL

                                                                                                    the one you get at lvl 4 is the 80% which lasts 500 minutes iirc

                                                                                                    Phenomenal

                                                                                                      "Sampson still sits at 4k"

                                                                                                      Yeah, thats why he's in high bracket (3.3-3.7k mmr) on almost all of his latest games right? =) I guess trenches are too strong.

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