"Blitz is Purge's Waifu". Dendi dono!... Crystal Feederin. LD admitting to getting toliet flushies. Lumi watching porn while casting Dota 2 on stream. Zyori's hairsytle. Lumi's useless stat facts! EE-Sama, I'm sure he's not Japuneze! Should be EE-Sifu!
i cant remember what he said but this alche abandoned game and i left ... i saw this picture afterwards...im still laughin
i once lost a game because 1 of our teammates went afk in mid of a teamfight. when he came back he said he had to leave because a truck hit his parked car
#brazilserver
Paused game "Wait my cat is on fire"
I use it as excuse whenever random teammate disconnects now. :D I hope it was just random thing not real, I like cats...
Cant think of a specific example but general Russian madness can make a losing game fun.
It's amazing how racist most of them are. Tell them your black and they wont leave you alone.
The 1 second before everyone starts the draft I just say "I have 2 dads" and then it confuses the other team :3
![[Lk].Zano](https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/b9/b98e01ce6ef4a5e926a44cdd1564d0e8e5fbfa36_full.jpg "[Lk].Zano")
Meh, probably the korean casters at the Ig vs Dk (I think) match in I don't remember which tournament. My games are normally pretty silent and the hilarity comes from actions rather than dialogue.
There is nothing funnier than a Pudge who can't hook from a close distance and a skilled Ezalor juking while 5-man team hunts him down. ;D
Yesterday evening our Anti Mage spamming the chat saying he was barbie... i tell him that Ken was ghey and getting off with the other team's Clinkz because of his perma bonner ... general lolz ensued because the Clinkz for starters the clinkz was clueless to the whole deal i just pulled him in for giggles and then guy posts 1 sec after something like " i like ass " and then someone on our team puts on the most gay techno trance whatever was that shit music ... ( now imagine this shit in sequence without anyone having organized this )
Or two brothers playing in the same room, we muted one and could hear the ranting raging screams of his brother , and stack pal , trough the other's mic... never heard a russian swear in both languages, english and russian, at that speed.
"guy screaming at his mother" - comes on the VOIP - "Sorry guys just had a little business meeting"
Some squeaker tough I was a famous player, they even asked me if I was streaming... The best part is I owned that game, getting solo double kills with dazzle and more :D http://dotabuff.com/matches/452914892
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I heard what sounded like a 12 year old boy get screamed at by his mom for playing video games at night on mic for a good 2 minutes. Couldn't even focus on game, was laughing my ass off. What funny experiences have you had on dota chat?